FLIES, FLIES, FLIES

Last night I came in from work and I was exhausted. When I walked into my kitchen I saw a very disturbing sight. It seemed as if someone had called for a family reunion of flies to convene one my kitchen blinds. I swear there were like fifty flies on one of my blinds....

LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER

My mother used to make every time I came home miserable because she would always tell me how horrible my hair looked. She finally convinced me that I needed to stop using my friends to do my perm and color. She said that if I spent any money at all on myself I needed...

A HANDICAPPED CHILD

was walking into the swimming pool complex this evening as I was going to the pool to swim laps. She had something wrong with her legs. The bottom of her legs fanned out and she had two canes which were attached to her wrists to help her walk. She looked to be about...