I first want to extend my condolences to everyone who is a Broncos fan. Yes, I did watch the Super Bowl and no I am not a fan of either team.
What I am is someone who always tries to turn around bad for good. So here is how you can spin this super bowl.
If you are a Bronco fan use it like most women use PMS.
If the wife wants you to take out the trash look at her with a hurt look and mumble, “You really want me to take out the trash after that horrible travesty of a Super Bowl game?”
If she asks you to clean up the dishes just frown and mention “Seahawks.”
If she asks you to fill up the car with gas, only two words are needed with a bit of a pout, “Peyton Manning.”
If she has the nerve to ask you to get her a cup of coffee in the morning, with a tear running down your cheek say, “final score.”
I know this is only a gift for men but my goodness women someone has to take out the trash and as soon as March starts you can use the PMS excuse.